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Human Gronk Wants To Ride Horse Gronk Human Gronk Wants To Ride Horse Gronk

Rob Gronkowski, a 6-foot-5 steed who loves to gallop real fast, has purchased a minority stake in Gronkowski, a 6-foot-5 steed who loves to gallop real fast.

Anthony Rizzo Thinks Baseball Could Have A Shorter Season Anthony Rizzo Thinks Baseball Could Have A Shorter Season

A trendpiece’s worth of baseball games have already been canceled this season because of inclement/completely seasonal weather, and also because of a hole in the Blue Jays’ roof. Jackie Robinson Day as well as the Red Sox’s Marathon Monday were hamstrung by poor playing conditions. Cubs first baseman Anthony Rizzo,…

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Pennsylvania School District Arms Teachers With Dinky Baseball Bats Pennsylvania School District Arms Teachers With Dinky Baseball Bats

In the case of a shooting, one school district in Pennsylvania will be prepared with these tiny bats that would definitely break if you hit someone with them once.

Expectant Father Tristan Thompson Got His Dick Caressed At A Hookah Lounge Expectant Father Tristan Thompson Got His Dick Caressed At A Hookah Lounge

Reality star Khloe Kardashian is due to have a baby girl with Cavs forward Tristan Thompson, possibly any day now. This compelled a source to give TMZ video of a subdued Thompson, at a hookah lounge near Washington D.C., fooling around with two women who are not Khloe Kardashian.

Deadspin Up All Night: Who's Playing Tricks On Me? Deadspin Up All Night: Who's Playing Tricks On Me?

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Joey Votto Performs A Public Service, Robs Eagles Fan Of Happiness Joey Votto Performs A Public Service, Robs Eagles Fan Of Happiness

Reds first baseman Joey Votto, who loves to punk and clown doofuses, performed a good deed during Monday’s Reds-Phillies game when he snatched up the remaining dignity of a guy in an Eagles jersey.

Deadspin Up All Night: This Is The Worst Trip I've Ever Been On Deadspin Up All Night: This Is The Worst Trip I've Ever Been On

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Report: Bill Belichick Chewed Out Gronk In Front Of Teammates For Using Tom Brady's Sketchy Guru Report: Bill Belichick Chewed Out Gronk In Front Of Teammates For Using Tom Brady's Sketchy Guru

However the relationship between Patriots head coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady stands now, it’s clear that the former still takes issue with the latter’s body coach and business partner Alex Guerrero. Belichick last season reportedly banned Guerrero from the team’s sidelines and revoked his access, and…

Entire U.S. Men's Curling Team Combines For Total Of One Respectable First Pitch

The gold medal-winning U.S. Olympic men’s curling team stopped by Thursday’s Minnesota Twins game to throw out the first pitch, and boy were their deliveries crummy. The combined efforts of (from left to right) Joe Polo, John Shuster, Tyler George, Matt Hamilton, and John Landsteiner resulted in one respectable…

Dead Letters: "Evil Prevails" Dead Letters: "Evil Prevails"

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Sergio Garcia Does The Thing From That Golf Movie, Hits Five Straight Shots Into The Water On One Hole Sergio Garcia Does The Thing From That Golf Movie, Hits Five Straight Shots Into The Water On One Hole

This is almost as excruciating to watch as Tony Finau’s ankle popping out. Defending Masters champ Sergio Garcia handled the opening round’s par-5 15th hole by putting five consecutive balls into the damn water. He finished with a 13, which ties him with Tommy Nakajima and Tom Weiskopf for the highest score ever on a…

Korean Basketball League's New Rule Makes Some Foreign Players Too Tall To Play Korean Basketball League's New Rule Makes Some Foreign Players Too Tall To Play

David Simon, a 35-year-old Anyang KGC center, has been playing overseas for more than a decade now, but a new rule means he’ll have to find a team in another country. He’s now too tall for the Korean Basketball League.

CMU Soccer Player Rescues Drowning Squirrel, Revives It With CPR Thanks In Part To The Office CMU Soccer Player Rescues Drowning Squirrel, Revives It With CPR Thanks In Part To The Office

In a heartwarming tale of a college freshman doing something right, Central Michigan women’s soccer player Natalie Belsito saved a drowning critter on campus. She credited the successful rescue to an episode of The Office.

Ravens Sign Former Browns QB Ravens Sign Former Browns QB

The Baltimore Ravens announced today that they have agreed to a one-year deal with a quarterback who is not Colin Kaepernick.

The Rams Get Richer, Trade For Brandin Cooks The Rams Get Richer, Trade For Brandin Cooks

The New England Patriots spent a first- and third-round pick to get Brandin Cooks from the Saints last offseason, and now they’ve dealt the receiver (along with a fourth-round pick) to the Rams in exchange for a first- and sixth-rounder. That was fast!

Tommy Pham Vents About Being Jerked Around By The Cardinals Tommy Pham Vents About Being Jerked Around By The Cardinals

The St. Louis Cardinals’ Tommy Pham, who recently turned 30, had his breakout season in 2017 when he hit 23 homers, stole 25 bases, achieved a .411 on-base percentage. And yet, he began the year by being optioned to Triple A. Pham hasn’t forgotten.

Something About Marquette King Rubbed Jon Gruden The Wrong Way Something About Marquette King Rubbed Jon Gruden The Wrong Way

The Oakland Raiders released punter Marquette King on Friday. King, a one-time All-Pro, had signed a five-year extension in the 2016 offseason. The team cleared $2.9 million in cap space by releasing him, but it sounded like this move wasn’t completely for salary reasons. According to reports, new head coach Jon…

Give Scott Foster The Vezina

The Blues have dressed an emergency goaltender this season, and the Hurricanes actually put their equipment manager Jorge Alves in a game last year—for precisely eight seconds with no shots on goal. Thursday night, Scott Foster not only became the first emergency goalie to make a save in an NHL game, but achieved…

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