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Marcus Stroman And The Red Sox Had Themselves A Little Squabble Marcus Stroman And The Red Sox Had Themselves A Little Squabble

What happened between Blue Jays pitcher Marcus Stroman and the Red Sox in Tuesday’s game doesn’t rise to the level of a feud or beef. It could better be described as a tiff, or perhaps a bunfight.

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Cow's Long-Range Turd Hitting Its Mark The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Cow's Long-Range Turd Hitting Its Mark

This dairy farmer knew that the cow needed to crap. You can see his hesitation as he stopped working and stood back so it could let loose. But Bessie saved him a little extra in the chamber.

Deadspin Up All Night: There Will Be No Shame Deadspin Up All Night: There Will Be No Shame

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Alex Rodriguez And His Lawyers Very Much Don't Want Anyone To See A Photo Of Him On The Toilet Alex Rodriguez And His Lawyers Very Much Don't Want Anyone To See A Photo Of Him On The Toilet

There’s a photo of ESPN baseball analyst and former New York Yankees pariah Alex Rodriguez using a bathroom for its intended purpose. The picture was snapped from the building adjacent to A-Rod as he sat on the toilet, but there’s nothing explicit about it. The only notable details are that there’s a monogrammed towel…

Nostalgia Reaches Its Nadir Nostalgia Reaches Its Nadir

Oh, come on. Selective memory is a hell of a thing.

Freddie Freeman Crushes A Towering Tater Off His Own Child Freddie Freeman Crushes A Towering Tater Off His Own Child

Leave a pitch in one of Freddie Freeman’s hot zones, and you’ll regret it. The Braves first baseman’s own son learned that lesson the hard way. Locate those strikes, kid.

Lakers Hire Backup Head Coach In Case LeBron Doesn't Like The Main Guy Lakers Hire Backup Head Coach In Case LeBron Doesn't Like The Main Guy

After trying and failing to convince Ty Lue to go for another round of LeBron-fueled stress nightmares, the Los Angeles Lakers settled on their new head coach over the weekend: Frank Vogel, and also Jason Kidd.

Robin Lopez Has Another Mascot To Defeat: His Own Brother Robin Lopez Has Another Mascot To Defeat: His Own Brother

The Fresno Grizzlies, Triple-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals, have unleashed upon the world this mascot, which resembles Milwaukee Bucks center Brook Lopez or possibly a leering pervert in your neighborhood. The smirk on his face is dismaying. Why’s it like that?

Boston Radio Host Hangs Up On Carolina Hurricanes Reporter Because Of His Southern Accent Boston Radio Host Hangs Up On Carolina Hurricanes Reporter Because Of His Southern Accent

To preview the upcoming Carolina Hurricanes–Boston Bruins playoff series, Boston sports radio show Toucher & Rich had Chip Alexander, Canes beat writer for the Raleigh News and Observer, call in Wednesday to talk hockey. It wasn’t long before one of the hosts hung up on him, for a very petty reason.

Deadspin Up All Night: Cheek To Cheek Deadspin Up All Night: Cheek To Cheek

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Britt McHenry Plays To Type Britt McHenry Plays To Type

When last we checked in with Britt McHenry, the former ESPN employee who found an opportunity with a Fox News web-based venture and ran with it, the Washington Post spent a lot of space to consider her as a person with depth, one who thinks carefully about the arguments she makes. Last weekend, she shared some insight…

Fox News Completely And Predictably Botches Report On Caster Semenya Fox News Completely And Predictably Botches Report On Caster Semenya

South African runner Caster Semenya is not transgender. Fox News either could not get this fact right, or willfully misrepresented this fact so it could whip up outrage from its audience of shut-ins who have been ostracized from their families because of their devotion to getting all their news from one channel on the…

The Booger Mobile Is Finito The Booger Mobile Is Finito

This must be how Walter Cronkite felt on November 22, 1963: The Booger Mobile is officially gone.

San Diego Sports Radio Station Gets Completely Shut Down In The Middle Of A Show San Diego Sports Radio Station Gets Completely Shut Down In The Middle Of A Show

San Diego sports radio station The Mighty 1090 had been off the airwaves and in an online-only format since April 10, courtesy of its parent company Broadcast Company of the Americas. Its future was extremely uncertain. On Monday, it was killed off for good in the middle of the day.

Deadspin Up All Night: Es Un Perro Muy Bailero Deadspin Up All Night: Es Un Perro Muy Bailero

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Surely This Video Of Steve Kerr Being Annoyed At Draymond Green's Loud Music Won't Be Turned Into A Thing Surely This Video Of Steve Kerr Being Annoyed At Draymond Green's Loud Music Won't Be Turned Into A Thing

The Warriors are going to have to play at least a sixth game against the Clippers, possibly because it’s hard for a team to maintain such a level of absolute dominance for this long without occasionally falling into complacency, but anyway, here’s a clip that is most likely nothing but could, given this team’s…

Mike Trout Extends On-Base Streak, Makes Amazing Catch As Angels Lose Yet Again Mike Trout Extends On-Base Streak, Makes Amazing Catch As Angels Lose Yet Again

Mike Trout went 0-for-3 in Wednesday’s game against the Yankees, but he still drew a walk, which meant that in all 22 of the Angels’ games he’s played in this season, the outfielder has gotten on base. While it’s still worth gawking at his .510 OBP, feel free to also gawk at how he made this center-field catch look…

This lede by Chris Haynes of Yahoo Sports, on Blazers guard Damian Lillard’s matter-of-fact vow to crush the hearts of Russell Westbrook and the Thunder, is very, very good. [Yahoo Sports]

Time For Lunch. The Grill Is Hot.

Why would former baseball player Preston Wilson quote himself about what is possibly the biggest tomahawk ribeye he’s ever seen? Let him explain:

Stephen A. Smith Defends The Honor Of Co-Host And Alleged Farter Max Kellerman Stephen A. Smith Defends The Honor Of Co-Host And Alleged Farter Max Kellerman

Stephen A. Smith isn’t the prime suspect in the First Take Fart Mystery, but he’s still getting grilled for it. On Smith’s radio show Thursday, a caller started off with a comment about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but turned it into a thought on Max Kellerman’s allegedly stinky rear.

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