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Terrence Ross Committed A Dunk Murder On Willy Hernangomez

If there’s ever a time to go for a ridiculous dunk in traffic, a 30-point blowout is it. Even if you miss, most people have either changed the channel or are content watching the basketball equivalent of an NPR talk show: background noise that don’t mean much of anything. But last night the Magic’s Terrence Ross woke…

College Softball Coach: The Only Reason I Constantly Walked In On Players Changing Was To Use Microwave College Softball Coach: The Only Reason I Constantly Walked In On Players Changing Was To Use Microwave

The University of Missouri-Kansas City women’s softball team is embroiled in a long-running controversy surrounding one of its assistant coaches. According to a report by The Kansas City Star, Greg Bachkora allegedly engaged in sexual harassment and other inappropriate behavior around the players, and would routinely…

Sergio Ramos May Have Earned Himself A Suspension With His Big, Dumb Mouth Sergio Ramos May Have Earned Himself A Suspension With His Big, Dumb Mouth

When you’re part of a top European soccer club, it’s probably easy to forget that the rules, at least in theory, apply to you as well. Whether that’s Manchester City wiping their collective asses with the Financial Fair Play regulations, or Barcelona players gleefully indulging in tapping up (the equivalent to…

Wisconsin GOP Throws Successful Tantrum To Remove Colin Kaepernick From Black History Month Resolution Wisconsin GOP Throws Successful Tantrum To Remove Colin Kaepernick From Black History Month Resolution

The Wisconsin Legislature voted on Tuesday to approve a resolution to honor key historical figures for Black History Month. The catch is that the original resolution—drafted by the Legislature’s Black Caucus, which is composed exclusively of Democrats—featured Milwaukee-born football player Colin Kaepernick, an…

Ole Miss Responds To Vacated Wins With A Giant Shrug Ole Miss Responds To Vacated Wins With A Giant Shrug

Ole Miss football has been complete garbage for most of the last six years, at least according to the NCAA’s latest, useless sanctions. College football’s governing body finally handed down a ruling in a long disciplinary process against the Rebels, and the school now has to vacate 33 of the team’s wins over the last…

Sergio Agüero Is The Greatest Premier League Goalscorer Ever Sergio Agüero Is The Greatest Premier League Goalscorer Ever

Sergio Agüero scored three goals in Manchester City’s 6-0 evisceration of Chelsea on Sunday. He was the team’s best player on the day, just as he has been all season long and indeed for the duration of his eight record-breaking seasons in the Premier League. For as routine as the Argentine hitman has made scoring…

Jim Gray Gets Weirdly Snippy When Asked About His Friendships With Tom Brady And Oprah Jim Gray Gets Weirdly Snippy When Asked About His Friendships With Tom Brady And Oprah

Career access merchant Jim Gray has made his name lobbing softballs to famous people, and he would prefer to have those same softballs tossed in his direction, thank you very much. In a Super Bowl week interview with Boston radio station 98.5 The Sports Hub’s Toucher and Rich, Gray had barely settled in before co-host…

Police Confirm That The Body Of Cardiff City Striker Emiliano Sala Has Been Found Police Confirm That The Body Of Cardiff City Striker Emiliano Sala Has Been Found

The weeks-long search and rescue mission for the plane that disappeared in the English Channel while carrying new Cardiff City striker Emiliano Sala late last month has come to its tragic endpoint: Dorset Police have confirmed in a statement that they found the body of the 28-year-old Argentine in the wreckage.

Nothing Matters As Long As The Warriors Still Exist Nothing Matters As Long As The Warriors Still Exist

While the rest of the NBA was playing hot potato with middling assets on Wednesday night, the Golden State Warriors decided to remind everyone that nothing matters, and that every NBA transaction from now until Kevin Durant decides where he wants to play next summer will be rendered meaningless by wide-open Splash…

EA Sports quietly omitted Cristiano Ronaldo from its new FIFA 19 cover, months after removing images of the Juventus player from its social media and website due to “concerning” rape allegations.

Miami Hurricanes Sign Large, Tatted-Up Australian To Be Their New Punter Miami Hurricanes Sign Large, Tatted-Up Australian To Be Their New Punter

Australia has been a good source of punting prospects for American football, but rarely have they looked this Australian. Meet Louis Hedley, the new punter signed by the Miami Hurricanes. Yes, this guy is playing college ball:

Christian Pulisic Finally Played And Scored The Type Of Goal That Made Him Worth $73 Million Christian Pulisic Finally Played And Scored The Type Of Goal That Made Him Worth $73 Million

Christian Pulisic hasn’t been having the best time in this, his final season at Germany’s Borussia Dortmund before his record-breaking transfer to Chelsea becomes official. He had only made two substitute appearances for the Black and Yellow since the transfer was announced, and though he did get a start in Tuesday’s…

Tearful Neymar Asks An Indifferent God For Better Bones Tearful Neymar Asks An Indifferent God For Better Bones

After breaking the fifth metatarsal in his right foot for the second consecutive year, Neymar would be well within his rights to retreat into the rich person’s equivalent of a dark bedroom with the curtains drawn—so, I don’t know, Dubai?

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Liverpool Aren't Making This Easy Liverpool Aren't Making This Easy

It was all good just a month ago. In the run-up to Liverpool’s marquee match-up against Manchester City on January 4, the focus wasn’t on staving off its primary challenger, but rather on how much they could distance themselves from Pep Guardiola’s side. Even with a close away loss, Liverpool still had to be the…

The Rams Had No Answer For One Patriots Play The Rams Had No Answer For One Patriots Play

If you squint really hard, and maybe turn your head 75 degrees to the right, you could find an oasis of good football in the desert of crap that was Super Bowl 53. It didn’t come in the first half, which was the second-lowest scoring opening 30 minutes in Super Bowl history. And it didn’t come from the Rams, who only…

Qatar Tuned Up For The 2022 World Cup By Winning The Asian Cup For The First Time Qatar Tuned Up For The 2022 World Cup By Winning The Asian Cup For The First Time

On Friday, the Qatari national soccer team did what it had never done before, beating Japan 3-1 in the final of the Asian Cup to claim its first continental trophy ever.

Arda Turan Faces Up To 12 Years In Prison For Allegedly Trying To Steal A Pop Star's Girl, Getting Into A Fight, And Firing A Gun In A Hospital Arda Turan Faces Up To 12 Years In Prison For Allegedly Trying To Steal A Pop Star's Girl, Getting Into A Fight, And Firing A Gun In A Hospital

Arda Turan, previously seen on pristine European pitches starring for Atletico Madrid and then sucking for Barcelona, might be headed to a decade-long stay in Turkish prison, per a Marca report. As a result of an October nightclub altercation in Istanbul that turned into so much more, Turan is begin accused of a bevy…

D'Angelo Russell And The Brooklyn Nets Are Actually Good Now D'Angelo Russell And The Brooklyn Nets Are Actually Good Now

Quick: what’s the biggest joke of the decade in the NBA? If you answered, “the New York Knicks,” fine, I’ll give you that. But most people would answer, “that damn Brooklyn Nets-Boston Celtics trade,” and most people would be correct.

What Does Miguel Almirón’s Record Transfer Mean For The MLS?  What Does Miguel Almirón’s Record Transfer Mean For The MLS? 

You see what you want to see when you look at Miguel Almirón’s reported MLS-record $27 million transfer to the Premier League’s Newcastle United.

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