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Robyn Covers 'Last Christmas,' Another Drab Zayn Song, and Some Satanic Beatboxing

Y: Natti Natasha, “Me Gusta” – NATTI NA. Everyone is really trying to finish the year off on a strong note, huh? I see you! Natasha is the kind of talent that will creep up on you if you’re not paying attention. I get the feeling she’s a perfectionist, and honestly I don’t mind waiting for new music from her if this…

Chip, You Ate a Roach

Filming a show that involves devising floor plans, destroying and renovating homes, is a tough job. Few would sign up for such a thing unless they were getting paid millions of dollars or close to it. Former Fixer Upper co-host Chip Gaines says it started off fun, but then working on the show became tiring. Which is…

Miley Cyrus Possibly Finds Her Place, and Kelly Rowland Talks Her Shit

Unabashedly, yes: Mark Ronson feat. Miley Cyrus, “Nothing Breaks Life a Heart” - It seems Miley has finally found her place (as opposed to all the other places she’d like to appropriate, excuse me, occupy) and guess what? It’s not bad! In fact, it’s really good! A pop song with country twang and her affecting…

Naomi Campbell Is Becoming a YouTube Vlogger

“Am I crazy? I’m opening my life to YouTube!” Naomi Campbell jokes at the beginning of her first YouTube video, well aware that she is, in fact, Naomi Campbell.

CT From The Challenge (Yes, That CT) Got Married CT From The Challenge (Yes, That CT) Got Married

Hello, Challenge fans—all 12 of you*. CT, the reformed hothead who started off on The Real World and fought long enough to become a hero on MTV’s adult competition show The Challenge, is best known for launching his career* by fighting his roommate Adam on The Real World: Paris. That CT has grown up (he’s a father…

Zayn and Nicki Minaj Can't Handle Liars, and Katy Perry Gifts Us a Cheap Christmas Song

Will pass: Zayn Malik and Nicki Minaj, “No Candle No Light” - Nicki Minaj tends to spread herself thin with collaborations, but there used to be a time when it was worth it. This Zayn track is what would play if you were running through a forest in search of your long-lost love. Notice it has a similar squeaky,…

J. Lo and Bad Bunny Have Incredible Swag Together, and Shawn Mendes Did Something Kinda Good

Y: Jennifer Lopez and Bad Bunny, “Te Guste” – At some point, my hot mom decided it would be cool and cute to collaborate with my boyfriend, and honestly I’m not even mad. Yes, when he says things like “Tu tienes un tesoro debajo del zipper,” aka You have a treasure behind your zipper, I get a little uncomfortable, but…

I've Discovered Oat Milk I've Discovered Oat Milk

In the middle of October, while on a recreational sojourn in Barcelona (Spain), I tried oat milk in my coffee for the first time. I don’t think this is an exaggeration: I felt like Columbus “discovering” America. My friend and I were walking through the alleys of the cozy district near the Museu d’Art Contemporani de…

Some More Chris Pine Dick News Some More Chris Pine Dick News

Chris Pine can’t stop talking about his penis? Because we as a nation can’t stop talking about his penis? And therefore PEOple keep asking him about his PE-NIS, as it pertains to his new movie Outlaw King. It’s a cyclical reaction, and I’m just here to report the latest.

Remember the Black Rom-Coms Remember the Black Rom-Coms

Over the past few days, Rebel Wilson has dug herself a deep hole of inaccuracy and defensiveness, after making a comment about being the “first-ever plus-sized girl to be the star of a romantic comedy”—referring to her meta rom-com Isn’t It Romantic? (out in January). This was an obvious wrongheaded, revealing…

Cardi B Does a Quirky Freaky Collab With El Alfa, Carly Rae Parties Solo, and Is That D'Angelo?

Si, si, si, si, I’m dyingggg!: El Alfa feat. Cardi B, “Mi Mami” - Acolytes of Dominican dembow, the best music in the entire world (Cardi agrees), are well familiar with El Alfa El Jefe, one of the genre’s most charismatic figures who has for years lent his baby-voiced dirty missives to a string of relatively massive…

The New Real Housewives of Atlanta Taglines Aren't Bad Enough The New Real Housewives of Atlanta Taglines Aren't Bad Enough

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 trailer left a lot to be desired in terms of compelling scandal (and it really just made me want to marathon the better Bravo series, Married to Medicine, instead). Because what is the franchise without its most prominent tea stirrers Phaedra, Kenya, and Sheree? Nonetheless,…

'You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself, Bitch': It's the Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer 'You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself, Bitch': It's the Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer

The only days I look forward to anymore are: 1) National Cat Day, and 2) days when a new season of Vanderpump Rules premieres. Finally, we have the trailer for Season 7 of the show—another tragic season of cast members denying cheating rumors, of being friends with the people they despise most in the world, and of…

The Real Housewives Love to Fight in Costume

A mark of a great Real Housewives season—besides the always turbulent, never peaceful vacation episodes involving a getaway with a group of one’s closest enemies—is when a fight happens while everyone’s dressed up in costume. Why is Cleopatra fighting with a corpse bride? Why are these sexy firefighters tussling? Oh…

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