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Like You, This Too Stoned Raccoon Just Needed to Sleep It Off Like You, This Too Stoned Raccoon Just Needed to Sleep It Off

FUCK! What time is it?! Fuck! Ack! Where the FUCK am I? Ack! Fuck! Oh shit. LoL. Oh... LoL. Shit. Got it... I’m high. LoL.

How Can Idris Elba Play a Nanny When He's a Zaddy? How Can Idris Elba Play a Nanny When He's a Zaddy?

Idris Elba, who plays a DJ in real life sometimes, will play one on television soon in an upcoming project for Netflix.

Sandra Bland's Family Recalls Questioning Police Footage in the Documentary Say Her Name

In this clip for the film Say Her Name: The Life and Death of Sandra Bland—an HBO documentary about the ambiguous, unsettling details surrounding Bland’s death—family members recall all the doubts they had in the days and months after she died.

It's True, It's 'True' It's True, It's 'True'

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson have named their baby True Thompson. This is a name that could only exist in 2018.

The Broads of Broad City Are Saying Goodbye The Broads of Broad City Are Saying Goodbye

After four seasons of adventures, enlightening vag talk, lots of weed smoking, a lil bit o’ pegging, and a lot of “yas kween!” the next season of Broad City will be its last.

How Long Would the Jezebel Staff Last in A Quiet Place?

While discussing the tenuous logic of John Krasinski’s already much discussed directorial breakout*, A Quiet Place, the Jezebel staff had lots of questions. We thought about what we would do and how we might survive in a movie where noise can get you killed by an ever-looming Monster in the post-apocalypse. How do…

Oh, There You Are, Nicki Minaj Oh, There You Are, Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj, not to be upstaged by other people and happenings in the world of music (you know what I’m talking about—Drake releasing his pandering women’s empowerment anthem) has announced two new songs via Instagram, coming this week.

An Ode to Karen from Potomac An Ode to Karen from Potomac

After a relatively boring season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, the highlight of which was when Cynthia turned everybody on in her sexual 50 Cent costume, The Real Housewives of Potomac’s third season is already outpacing Altanta’s in terms of drama and ridiculousness. While every Housewives franchise is…

Cardi B Is Our Ratchet Motivational Compass Cardi B Is Our Ratchet Motivational Compass

Cardi B, the exceptional ex-stripper who fashioned herself into a superstar, has created a brand that involves people accepting her jagged edges. As a rapper, she transparently shoots for not just a big audience impression, but whatever visibility, on whatever platform, will make her greater. We’ve embraced that her…

The Effects of #MeToo on Film's Violent Male Gaze The Effects of #MeToo on Film's Violent Male Gaze

I, Tonya, director Craig Gillespie’s biographical film about figure skating legend Tonya Harding, contained multiple scenes of domestic violence, played up for humor. Though based on Harding’s real experience, and thus worthy of exploration, the film’s comical treatment of violence read to many as grossly sensational.…

Hey, Hollywood, What About a Jane Bond? Hey, Hollywood, What About a Jane Bond?

Steven Spielberg has stated that he would like to remake his classic, Indiana Jones, with a woman in place of Harrison Ford—he can if he wants. But we’d have to call the character by her new name, Indiana Joan, Spielberg says. Because she’s a woman! And no women exist with the last name Jones, come on.

Dwayne Johnson Isn't Sure He'll Be in the Next Fast & Furious. Happy, Tyrese? Dwayne Johnson Isn't Sure He'll Be in the Next Fast & Furious. Happy, Tyrese?

For months, Tyrese has screamed into the ether about why Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is singlehandedly ruining the Fast & Furious franchise. The universe seems to have heard Tyrese’s cries, at least in part, because Johnson says he is “not quite sure” he’ll participate in the ninth installment. What hath Tyrese wrought?

Erinn Hayes Is in a Better Place After Kevin Can Wait Killed Off Her Character Erinn Hayes Is in a Better Place After Kevin Can Wait Killed Off Her Character

With death comes new life. Now that the Kevin Can Wait chapter of her career is closed—on account of her former character Donna being killed off “out of respect” and because the show’s writers got lazy—Erinn Hayes has moved onto something “beautiful.”

A Young Woman in India Struggles With Losing Her Identity to Marriage in This Clip From A Suitable Girl

In this clip from A Suitable Girl, a documentary about the divisive tradition of arranged marriages in India, a woman named Amrita explains the burden of being seen as a man’s property. “You lose your identity when you get married, and that’s one thing I never wanted to do,” she says. “More than eighty precent of…

It's Britney, Bitch? It's Britney, Bitch?

Britney Spears is the face of fashion brand Kenzo’s latest campaign (dropped on Tuesday), titled La Collection Memento N0. 2. Here are the photos, shot by Peter Lindbergh.

The Trailer for Eighth Grade Reflects Internet Angst Through the Eyes of a Teen Girl

The majority of my eighth grade memories involve moments of immense anxiety—largely related to socializing—which happens to align perfectly with my memories of right now. Comedian Bo Burnham’s directorial feature debut Eighth Grade, which I got a chance to see at Sundance, picks up on and projects many of the fears…

'You Can Have Ice in Your Wine': Prepping for Rosé Season With Martha Stewart 'You Can Have Ice in Your Wine': Prepping for Rosé Season With Martha Stewart

Meeting Martha Stewart is exactly what you think meeting Martha Stewart will be like. She talks just like she talks on television, she looks just like she looks on television, she wears pieces from her QVC line just like she does on television (which does very well when she goes on during inclement weather and…

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