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Someone Take Elon’s Phone Away From Him Someone Take Elon’s Phone Away From Him

Christ, Musk, is it really that hard to not act like a total jack ass? All you have to do is run your companies and not make waves on social media. Why is this so difficult a concept to grasp?

Plane Vs Tesla Model X, No, I’m Not lying (This Time) Plane Vs Tesla Model X, No, I’m Not lying (This Time)

The owner that was struck by a crash-landing plane full of DEA agents credits his Tesla for keeping him safe during the event. His young son was in the car with him; neither of them were injured. Here’s the close up photos!

Plane With DEA Agents Crash Onto Road That I Drive Down Every Day, Hit Cars That Don’t Belong To Me [UPDATE] Plane With DEA Agents Crash Onto Road That I Drive Down Every Day, Hit Cars That Don’t Belong To Me [UPDATE]

Planes fly over me all the damned time (including this morning) while I drive down the road, because it’s in the flight path of the local regional airport. Glad I didn’t leave work early today.

“It’s Not A Big Deal, U Guise, Elon is Just Being Elon.” “It’s Not A Big Deal, U Guise, Elon is Just Being Elon.”

I look at TSLA’s price on my desktop station. It’s up almost 2%. I roll my eyes. Less than a minute later, my phone goes off with this alert, and BAM the stock is down almost 3% (now over 4% down). The lesson here:

What If I Told You... What If I Told You...

...that this Lam... Bugatti Veyron, arguably the most famous Veyron in the entire world, was for sale in Lufkin, Texas for $300,000? One catch, though:

Even Before Sunrise, Tesla is Having a Shitty Day Even Before Sunrise, Tesla is Having a Shitty Day

Tesla’s Chief Accounting Officer has just resigned after little more than a month on the job, citing the “pace” of the company and the unexpected job publicity. Okay. But then, their “Chief People Officer” (AKA Head of HR) quit after going on hyattus 15 months into the gig. What say you, Oppo: Warning signs for the…

RIP Burt Reynolds RIP Burt Reynolds

These pics are from a few years ago, watching Bandit himself auction off his own personal Trans Am. May the Smokies between here and heaven be busy, and may the highways be clear.

RIP Sergio

Sergio Marchionne, CEO Who Steered Fiat Chrysler, Dies Aged 66

Someone Got A Raise. Someone Got A Raise.

Seen in my parking garage with paper tags. Not my car, not my raise. Oil is up, so are expenditures (my office building is primarily taken up by an oil company).

Wife: We Need To Watch Some Sports. Wife: We Need To Watch Some Sports.

Me: Okay, here you go.

Middle Aged Man Drives, Gets Cut Off, Then Drives Angry Middle Aged Man Drives, Gets Cut Off, Then Drives Angry

Wife tried calling in an order for Japanese takeout, but they couldn’t hear us on the phone. Being the nice guy hubby that I try to be, I decided to drive down, place the order in person, and wait. That was my first mistake.

BRO!! BRO!!

BRUH!!! BRO BRUH!!!!!!

My First Observed Cell Phone-Distracted Motorcycle Rider My First Observed Cell Phone-Distracted Motorcycle Rider

The stupid son of a biscuit was beside an 18-wheeler at a red light on a 50 MPH 8-lane divided state highway. Hardly any traffic. Light turns green. Truck starts driving off. The motorcyclist, however, was too busy texting his other biker bros to notice the rest of the traffic headed towards his tailpipe at AT…

Porsche Recalls 1,700 Cars Due To Axles and Wheels LITERALLY Falling Off Porsche Recalls 1,700 Cars Due To Axles and Wheels LITERALLY Falling Off

Porsche Cars North America, along with the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, jointly issued the recall on May 22. It hasn’t been seen in the media as of yet. Although no one has been injured from the defects, Porsche is REFUNDING owners the full price of the car to get them out of the public’s hands. …

FACT: I Was The Only Decent Driver On The Road This Morning.  FACT: I Was The Only Decent Driver On The Road This Morning. 

Speed limit, 50 MPH, but 25% of the drivers were going 35-40 (with about 20 car lengths of free space in front of them). 25% of the cars were playing real life F&F and cutting around the slow drivers like they were running from The Rock driving a 3,000 horsepower MRAP.

I AM ABOUT TO GO NUTS AND I NEED YOUR HELP. I AM ABOUT TO GO NUTS AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

I need to know how to remove the passenger side wiper arm on a 2011 Ford Expedition. There are no clips on them to undo that magically pops them off (like every other god damned large Ford vehicle), and removing the nut doesn’t move them AT ALL. I have searched the google high and low, and have not found any…

Meats, Ranked Meats, Ranked

If you don’t agree, come at me. You’re wrong and I’ll prove it.

Because Cell Phones Are Too Mainstream Because Cell Phones Are Too Mainstream

This Acura TL Type S driver is keeping it old school. Also, considering the flex that antenna had under MILD acceleration, I firmly believe that this radio whipsaw will take out the side mirror under severe DEcelleration.

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