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France's Kevin Rolland Takes Brutal Fall During Men's Halfpipe Final France's Kevin Rolland Takes Brutal Fall During Men's Halfpipe Final

Kevin Rolland of France suffered an especially nasty fall during the freestyle skiing men’s halfpipe final, landing right on the lip of the pipe and crashing in hard before tumbling backwards.

Olympic Ski Racer Taken Away On Stretcher After Nasty Crash Olympic Ski Racer Taken Away On Stretcher After Nasty Crash

Canadian ski cross racer Chris Del Bosco fought gravity and lost during a qualifying heat, losing control at the worst moment and catapulting some 30 feet down the course and landing hard on his right side.

Lead Car's Dumbass Automatic Braking System Causes Painful Crash At Bike Race Lead Car's Dumbass Automatic Braking System Causes Painful Crash At Bike Race

Cars with automatic brake sensors built into them are wonderful when used in cities and other places where they can keep unaware drivers from killing cyclists. However, a bike race’s lead car is perhaps the worst possible vehicle for the technology, and five cyclists were the unfortunate victims of a lead car at the…

An Austrian Snowboard Racer Broke His Neck And Finished His Race Anyway An Austrian Snowboard Racer Broke His Neck And Finished His Race Anyway

Markus Schairer was in fourth position heading towards the penultimate jump of the first quarterfinal of men’s snowboard cross when something went wrong that caused his board to get out from under him. Schairer flailed in the air, then came down hard straight on his back, breaking his fifth cervical vertebrae. The …

UFC Vet Joe Lauzon Ruptured One Of His Teammate's Testicles In Training UFC Vet Joe Lauzon Ruptured One Of His Teammate's Testicles In Training

UFC newcomer Devin Powell had to undergo surgery yesterday after Joe Lauzon busted him in the dick and balls with the “sheer power” of an unintentional knee during training. Powell’s all good, ball-wise, though he’ll need to recover for a bit.

Curling Is A Contact Sport Curling Is A Contact Sport

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Have A Better Day Than This Guy Have A Better Day Than This Guy

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MMA Fighter Knocks Himself Out Trying To Throw His Opponent Down MMA Fighter Knocks Himself Out Trying To Throw His Opponent Down

At last night’s CES 48, Timothy Woods secured a leg lock on Tim Caron and tried to toss him to the mat. He succeeded in doing so, only the thing is, he misjudged the landing and speared himself onto the mat, neck first.

Kangaroo Destroys Cyclist Kangaroo Destroys Cyclist

Today in news from Australia: A kangaroo leapt out of a bush and took out a cyclist, who was reportedly going about 18 mph. There’s video:

FIFA Pro Dribbles Circles Around The Defense FIFA Pro Dribbles Circles Around The Defense

At today’s FIFA 18 Ultimate Team event in Barcelona, Kurt1 put a devastating game up on opponent MegaBit, highlighted best by this dribble around a buzzing hive of defenders that resulted in a goal.

Aaron Pico's Body Punch KO Was Audible And Absolutely Brutal Aaron Pico's Body Punch KO Was Audible And Absolutely Brutal

Aaron Pico is immune to boring fights. He’s fought three times, and each time, someone was getting peeled off the mat to the collective horror of the audience. (The first time, it was him.) Pico is one of the biggest prospects in the sport, owing largely to his impressive showing at the 2016 Olympic freestyle…

Eagles Win, 38-7 Eagles Win, 38-7

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Kris Dunn Dunks, Smashes Face Kris Dunn Dunks, Smashes Face

Kris Dunn finished off a fourth-quarter dunk against the Warriors tonight by losing his grip on the rim and crashing to the floor, where he landed face-first on the court and ended up bloody:

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Poor Bloke's Escalator Odyssey From Hell The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Poor Bloke's Escalator Odyssey From Hell

Rarely does any scenario become worse after your dick and balls get smashed to hell. But our friend here, wearing what appears to be a Bristol City or maybe an England kit, was only beginning to get acquainted with true pain when he went airborne.

Ball Ricochets Off Icelandic Player's Face For Humiliating Own Goal Ball Ricochets Off Icelandic Player's Face For Humiliating Own Goal

An own goal is going to be embarrassing in any context; it’ll be worse if you’re already down 3-1; it’ll be way worse if the ball ricochets off your own big stupid face when one of your teammates tries to deflect the shot in order to score said own goal. But that last one is exactly what befell poor Orri Þórhallsson…

Dunk Attempt Ends In Flying Knee Dunk Attempt Ends In Flying Knee

At the Sturgeon Heights Pros vs. Joes event last week, former CFL player Jordan Reaves attempted to entertain attendees by dunking a basketball over Ismail Zaid. He certainly entertained everyone (except for maybe Zaid), though he did not come close to actually accomplishing the dunk.

This Is A Brutal Wheel Of Fortune Beat This Is A Brutal Wheel Of Fortune Beat

Hey, do you want to see two people get their souls crushed on live TV?

These 24 Seconds Are Filled With More Terror Than Whatever Scary Movie You Plan On Watching

Star North Carolina State defensive end Bradley Chubb suffered a finger injury during the Wolfpack’s game at Pitt today, but his grotesquely misshapen digit is only the start of this horrifying half-minute of video. Gah!

This Man's Father Is A Billionaire This Man's Father Is A Billionaire

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