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Report: Mike Pence's Gutless Political Stunt At A Colts Game Last Year Was Expensive Report: Mike Pence's Gutless Political Stunt At A Colts Game Last Year Was Expensive

Around this time last year, Mike Pence pulled one of the corniest political stunts imaginable when he walked out of a 49ers-Colts game early because he wanted to take a stand against the players kneeling to protest police violence and racial injustice who were supposedly “disrespecting” the troops, flag and anthem.

Adam Rippon Shreds Lead Olympic Delegate Mike Pence Over Homophobic Policies Adam Rippon Shreds Lead Olympic Delegate Mike Pence Over Homophobic Policies

Vice President Mike Pence, an anti-gay zealot and restaurant freak, will lead the United States’ Olympic delegation in Pyeongchang next month, which has irked figure skating star Adam Rippon. After winning the 2016 figure skating national championships and finishing fourth at last month’s nationals, Rippon became the…

Useless Prop Mike Pence Attempts To Explain Taxpayer-Funded PR Stunt Useless Prop Mike Pence Attempts To Explain Taxpayer-Funded PR Stunt

Mike Pence tried to be a big strong boy yesterday, walking out of the 49ers-Colts game because a handful of 49ers players knelt during the national anthem, as they have been doing all season. Almost immediately, it was revealed that Pence had planned the stunt well in advance, and thus had taken a plane from Las Vegas…

Fragile Stooge Mike Pence Walks Out Of 49ers-Colts Because Of Anthem Demonstration [Updates] Fragile Stooge Mike Pence Walks Out Of 49ers-Colts Because Of Anthem Demonstration [Updates]

Mike Pence, a cauliflower that was once victimized by the movie Mulan, claimed that he walked out of today’s 49ers-Colts game, because the players supposedly disrespected the troops during the rote nationalistic pre-game ceremony. While the Colts stood arm-in-arm during the anthem, a reported 23 members of the 49ers…

The "Yard Of Bricks" At The Indy 500 Start/Finish Line Has A Message For Mike Pence The "Yard Of Bricks" At The Indy 500 Start/Finish Line Has A Message For Mike Pence

The fabled, original “Yard of Bricks” marks the start/finish line at Indianapolis Motor Speedway and plays host to one of the most recognizable traditions in motorsports. One of the bricks, though, has been thoughtfully graffitied today with “FUCK MIKE PENCE.”

Of Course Mike Pence Forced A Plane Full Of People To Watch Hoosiers Of Course Mike Pence Forced A Plane Full Of People To Watch Hoosiers

The thing about Mike Pence subjecting an airplane full of reporters to an in-flight screening of Hoosiers is that you can’t even be mad at him for liking a bad sports movie.

Mike Pence Is A Fucking Joke Mike Pence Is A Fucking Joke

Say hello to our Elderly Lego Man Vice President, wearing his varsity Vice Presidenting jacket and standing, with an intensity reserved almost exclusively for constipation sufferers, near the Demilitarized Zone separating North and South Korea. Supposedly, Pence wasn’t meant to go outside during his visit to the DMZ,…

What Do You Call Your Mom? What Do You Call Your Mom?

Rolling Stone has a terrifying feature up today detailing how Mike Pence fumbled his way into the second highest office in the land. Although not nimble enough to remain popular even in conservative Indiana and too radical to get anything passed in the House of Representatives, Pence had the perfect amount of…

College Athletic Directors Ready To Schmooze With Congress At Trump-Branded Hotel College Athletic Directors Ready To Schmooze With Congress At Trump-Branded Hotel

Moving to Washington, D.C. and starting a PAC doesn’t make as many as waves as it used to. Luckily for college athletic directors, Donald Trump has his name on a hotel.

Boo Mike Pence Whenever Possible [Updates] Boo Mike Pence Whenever Possible [Updates]

Tonight, Vice President-elect Mike Pence decided to take in a performance of Hamilton. But apparently, as soon as he walked in the theater, the only good Hamilton fans in the world started booing like crazy. This is the sound Mike Pence should hear every single time he leaves his house.

Trump's Transition Team Is Just Now Learning What A President Does Trump's Transition Team Is Just Now Learning What A President Does

It’d be an understatement to say that Donald Trump isn’t exactly prepared for the task at hand. And we already know that he “didn’t want to jinx himself” with too much preparation pre-win. According to a source closely connected to the Trump transition team, though, the reality of the situation is worse than we might…

Earth To MORON Earth To MORON

Hello... McFly? Anybody home???

Mike Pence's Answer To 11-Year-Old Girl With Low Self-Esteem: Bomb ISIS  Mike Pence's Answer To 11-Year-Old Girl With Low Self-Esteem: Bomb ISIS 

It would be an understatement to say that Donald Trump has had a bad night, but at this point, that’s most nights. So instead, why don’t we check in and see how our good friend Mike Pence is doing. Mike?

Many People Are Saying That Donald Trump Is Mad About Mike Pence’s Good Reviews Many People Are Saying That Donald Trump Is Mad About Mike Pence’s Good Reviews

After Donald Trump’s disaster of a debate performance last week, you’d think he’d be happy to get any sort of positive press at all. But according to multiple people citing sources close to the campaign—Donald Trump is furious at being outperformed by Mike Pence.

Liveblogging The Vice-Presidential Debate Between Mike And Uh … Steve? Liveblogging The Vice-Presidential Debate Between Mike And Uh … Steve?

Tonight at 9 p.m., two men who are probably never going to be president will spend 90 minutes speaking to each other in firm yet respectful tones. I haven’t been able to sleep in weeks.

Live Sports: Mike Pence Getting A Hair Cut Live Sports: Mike Pence Getting A Hair Cut

Make America clean-shaven again.

Welcome To Mike Pence's Living Hell Welcome To Mike Pence's Living Hell

Mike Pence, who will be spending the next three months paying for the grievous sins of a past life and also probably this one, forced his mother to hold a piece of chicken on a plane yesterday evening.

NASCAR Decries Indiana Anti-Gay Law NASCAR Decries Indiana Anti-Gay Law

NASCAR has issued a statement expressing its disappointment with Indiana Governor Mike Pence’s decision to signing the "Religious Freedom Rights Act" into law, an act which could give Indiana businesses the right to refuse service to LGBT customers.

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