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Cook For Yourself  Cook For Yourself 

My wife was out for a girls’ night and I was home alone with my three rowdy kids. To my enormous shame, I have yet to get my two younger kids to eat the same shit that my wife and I eat every night. I cook a regular meal, and then my boys eat chicken nuggets or cheese toast or some other garbage. Without a responsible…

I Forgot How Much It Rules To Watch Football At A Bar I Forgot How Much It Rules To Watch Football At A Bar

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

Don’t Force Your
Sports Fandom Onto Other People’s Kids, You Asshole Don’t Force Your Sports Fandom Onto Other People’s Kids, You Asshole

Today, we’re talking about French fries, cocaine, college football, and more.

The Strange, Incredible Joy Of Warming Up

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

Help! My Boss Just
Followed Me On Twitter Help! My Boss Just Followed Me On Twitter

Today, we’re talking about T-shirts, gorilla suits, flowers, peeing, and more.

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick
Mahomes? How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

The 19 Boringest
Athletes Of All Time The 19 Boringest Athletes Of All Time

Today, we’re talking about pistachios, cults, Costco, crying, and more.

The NFL Is Screwing Over Defenses, And I Love It!

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

Contract The Timberwolves Contract The Timberwolves

Today, we’re talking about pajamas, Nathan Peterman, liquor runs, and more.

John Gagliardi Was The Only Good Coach John Gagliardi Was The Only Good Coach

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

Stop Using The Same Fucking GIFs Over And Over

Today, we’re talking about Drew Brees, water bottles, cake donuts, and more.

A Small Story About Nightmares A Small Story About Nightmares

I was alone in a hotel room on the East Side of Manhattan last week (PRO TIP: Never stay on the East Side of Manhattan during the UN General Assembly, unless you enjoy endless traffic barricades and the overwhelming stench of cologne in elevators), when I had a really bad nightmare. Like all dreams, the particulars of…

Today I Declare To
You That The Following Wideouts Are Dogshit Today I Declare To You That The Following Wideouts Are Dogshit

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

You And I Are Eating Too Much Chicken

Today, we’re talking about Gritty, weddings, pissing in the woods, and more.

Global Warming Is
In Your Sports Now Global Warming Is In Your Sports Now

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

Give Pitchers And Catchers Headsets Give Pitchers And Catchers Headsets

Today, we’re talking about peanut butter yogurt, pot pies, P.J. Fleck, and more. 

And Now Your Finest Quitting Stories

I have never left a job in a huff. I have never stormed out. I have never flipped my boss the double bird. I have never quit a job with proud disregard for the potential consequences. The closest I ever came to such a fever dream was when I quit a legal ad firm after just three weeks on the job, because I had gotten…

The NFL’s Uniform
Code Needs To Be Destroyed The NFL’s Uniform Code Needs To Be Destroyed

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

Writing Is Talking Now Writing Is Talking Now

Today, we’re talking about smartphones, Trump’s DMs, tweezers, and more.

Why Is The Sunday
Night Football Intro Song Always So Fucking Awful? Why Is The Sunday Night Football Intro Song Always So Fucking Awful?

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here.

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