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Report: With No White House Invite, Warriors Will Use D.C. Trip To Spend Day With Local Kids Instead Report: With No White House Invite, Warriors Will Use D.C. Trip To Spend Day With Local Kids Instead

The Warriors won’t be spending any of their upcoming time in D.C. with President Donald Trump, so they’ll reportedly be spending some time on “a private tour of an undisclosed locale” with local children instead.

President Of The United States: Call The Cops On Troubled Kids More President Of The United States: Call The Cops On Troubled Kids More

This fucking deadbeat. This chickenshit moral dwarf. This cheap-shit dime-store fucking fraud.

Donald Trump's Super Bowl Shindig Was So Weird Donald Trump's Super Bowl Shindig Was So Weird

One of the many odd sidebars to the Trump presidency has been seeing what happens when an unsocialized puff pastry who has lived his entire life in an environment custom-built to nurture his weirdest impulses is suddenly asked to do the sort of ceremonial normal things presidents are supposed to do. These are the…

Politics Is Power And Nothing More Politics Is Power And Nothing More

Apart from the task of deciding how things should be done morally, there is the more mundane but equally important task of accurately describing how things are done. In American politics, our failure at morality is complete. Our failure to describe this failure makes everything worse.

A Short, Brutal History of ICE  A Short, Brutal History of ICE 

“My duty, and the sacred duty of every elected official in this chamber, is to defend Americans,” President Trump said Tuesday during his State of the Union address, to steady applause from Republicans in attendance. “To protect their safety, their families, their communities, and their right to the American Dream.…

LPGAer And Frequent Trump Golf Partner: "He Cheats Like Hell" LPGAer And Frequent Trump Golf Partner: "He Cheats Like Hell"

Suzann Pettersen, with 15 LPGA Tour wins to her name, is also a good friend of Donald Trump. Has been for a decade. So when she talks about him being an inveterate cheater at golf, understand that she’s painting just about the most sympathetic picture possible of his game.

Ovoid Pastry Creature Boards Airplane Ovoid Pastry Creature Boards Airplane

Donald Trump, president of the United States, boards Air Force One en route to the World Economic Forum in Switzerland, where he plans to tell leaders from around the world a rambling and unconvincing story involving former Night Court star Markie Post.

Of Course Ben Roethlisberger Makes A Cameo In Stormy Daniels's Donald Trump Story Of Course Ben Roethlisberger Makes A Cameo In Stormy Daniels's Donald Trump Story

If there’s one thing you can be sure of in this world, it’s that all the most awful people in it tend to gravitate towards each other. So even though it’s weird, it’s not necessarily surprising that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets name-checked in Stormy Daniels’s story about humping Donald Trump.

Donald Trump Is 6-Foot-3, 239 Pounds, So Basically He's Albert Pujols Donald Trump Is 6-Foot-3, 239 Pounds, So Basically He's Albert Pujols

Our ovoid president took his first physical exam this morning, and you will not be surprised to learn that the natural athlete is in “excellent health.” Though his arteries may be as grease-occluded as any gout-afflicted Tudor monarch, and while he sleeps just four or five hours a night, the president clocked in at…

Maryland Attorney General: Wisconsin's Stay In A Trump Hotel Might Violate Constitution Maryland Attorney General: Wisconsin's Stay In A Trump Hotel Might Violate Constitution

In July of last year, the District of Columbia and the state of Maryland together sued President Donald Trump for violating anti-corruption clauses in the Constitution. By maintaining ownership of his businesses during his presidency, the lawsuit said, states and foreign countries could gain sway over Trump by…

Help Us Figure Out What Donald Trump And Arthur Blank Are Talking About

If you happened to choose the ESPN “Cool Room” feed of last night’s national championship game—among your 19 other choices—you may have noticed the hosts dancing around discussing a conversation taking place between Donald Trump and Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank. That video wasn’t aired on the broadcast; a…

What Weird New Behavior Will Donald Trump Display At The National Championship Game? What Weird New Behavior Will Donald Trump Display At The National Championship Game?

A year and change into his first term in office, it’s still honestly kind of hard to tell why Donald Trump ran for president. At this point, we know enough about him to assume both 1) that it had nothing to do with any of the reasons he offered on the campaign trail and 2) that it’s probably something exponentially…

Cowardly President Diaper Donald Reportedly Won't Do ESPN Interview At National Championship Game. Sad! Cowardly President Diaper Donald Reportedly Won't Do ESPN Interview At National Championship Game. Sad!

If you have been paying literally any attention to the news over the last day or the last week or really the last many years, you are well aware that Donald Trump is profoundly stupid and/or mentally ill and/or suffering from (not even early-onset, but just regular-old-onset, he’s 71 years old) dementia. From all…

What Did Katie Nolan Call Donald Trump? What Did Katie Nolan Call Donald Trump?

Katie Nolan went on Viceland’s Desus & Mero earlier this week, offering some thoughts on her new gig at ESPN and Donald Trump. Here’s a brief clip of her discussing the latter, with the first phrase that she uses to describe the president bleeped out by the show:

Big Fucking Shock: The GOP Tax Bill Won't End Stadium Subsidies  Big Fucking Shock: The GOP Tax Bill Won't End Stadium Subsidies 

For a while there, the Republican tax bill contained a provision that would be difficult to describe as a “silver lining,” given how comprehensively destructive the rest of the bill is, but could reasonably have been described as “not bad.” The provision was set to prevent cities from using tax-exempt bonds to finance…

Timing Of Trademarks Suggests "New XFL" May Be A Response To NFL Protests Timing Of Trademarks Suggests "New XFL" May Be A Response To NFL Protests

On Friday afternoon, I received a particularly surprising DM from someone whose information is normally solid, if not always reportable. The DM said that Vince McMahon is bringing back the XFL, with a press conference announcing the move on Jan. 25. The scuttlebutt was that not only had ESPN’s 30 for 30 documentary…

Time To Make Life Hard For The Rich Time To Make Life Hard For The Rich

It is time for polite, respectable, rational people to start saying what has become painfully obvious: It is time to stop respecting the rich, and start stealing from them. In earnest.

Luc Robitaille's Wife, Stacia, Shares A Story Of Donald Trump Being An Aggressive Creep Luc Robitaille's Wife, Stacia, Shares A Story Of Donald Trump Being An Aggressive Creep

There’s no shortage of stories about President Donald Trump being a gross, aggressive perv, and Stacia Robitaille shared another on Twitter last night:

Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke Is Mad Because Outside Magazine Pointed Out He's A Fly Fishing Novice Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke Is Mad Because Outside Magazine Pointed Out He's A Fly Fishing Novice

One of the stupidest plans that the extremely stupid Trump administration is currently carrying out is a dramatic shrinking of Bears Ears National Monument in Utah. Trump recently announced that he would cut the size of Bears Ears by 85 percent and halved the size of the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument …

Lindsey Vonn: "I Hope To Represent The People Of The United States, Not The President" Lindsey Vonn: "I Hope To Represent The People Of The United States, Not The President"

American skier Lindsey Vonn, who’s returning to the Olympics next year for the first time since 2010, says that she wouldn’t accept an invitation to the White House after the 2018 Games in Pyeongchang if she were invited. In an interview with CNN, Vonn said that she wants to “represent the people of the United…

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